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Toilet attendant steps back from brink of quitting over employer’s lack of ambition

concerned about lack of support up front and woeful cleaning up at the backDwayne Cooney, a toilet attendant at the Blue Planet Aquarium, unexpectedly announced he is to remain with the organisation for another five years just days after slamming the facilities’ ownership for a lack of ambition.

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Posted: Oct 22nd, 2010
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Speculation mounts that Rooney may find new brothel

Rumours abound today following the news that Wayne Rooney has refused to commit his future to the Old Trafford brothel he has been frequenting for the past three years.

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Posted: Oct 19th, 2010
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Thousands of points knocked off football league tables

Manchester United fell seven points while five points were knocked off Arsenal’s current league total

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Posted: Jan 23rd, 2008
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