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One million people fail new ‘you should be richer’ target

‘From today, we believe everyone should be rich enough to shop at Morrisons,’ said Chancellor George Osborne.

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Posted: Dec 17th, 2010
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Lab tests confirm father-of-two ‘not made of money’

After years of repeatedly insisting to his wife and sons that he was not, as they seemed to believe, ‘made of money’, Mike Whitehouse from the West Midlands has undergone a series of genetic tests to obtain conclusive proof.

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Posted: Oct 8th, 2010
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Tony Blair launches the Tony Blair Wealth Foundation

The foundation will promote Mr Blair’s lifelong passion for enhancing his personal fortune and maintaining his excellent tan.

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Posted: Jul 7th, 2010
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Equalities groups hail Britain’s first white upper-class Prime Minister

didn't believe he'd see this in his lifetimeOnly a year after the inauguration of the first black President of the United States, equalities campaigners are celebrating a changed Britain after a white upper-class man this week ascended to the highest political office in the land.

‘It’s humbling, a real riches to riches story,’ admitted new Prime Minister, David Cameron, addressing his deprived constituents today in Witney, Oxfordshire. ‘When I was growing up on an estate in Berkshire, I never dreamed that someone like me could become anything more than a high court judge or chief executive of an investment bank. I was the first person in my family to go to university by private jet. To be honest, the whole thing hasn’t really sunk in yet – I have to keep asking my valet to pinch me.’

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Posted: May 15th, 2010
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Money buys man immense happiness

‘All this talk about money bringing its own worries is all a lot of bollocks’.

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Posted: Aug 6th, 2007
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