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Delayed Summer Solstice due to rogue Facebook app, admits God

‘We’ve had a call from the Vatican,’ Chief Meteorologist Terry Parfitt confirmed, ‘and the cause of the shit weather has been linked to a computer blunder at God’s end.’

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Posted: Jul 21st, 2011
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BAA investment in adverse weather equipment spent on extra wide shovel

An inquiry into the apparent ‘slow reaction’ of Heathrow Airport to last month’s snow revealed that BAA’s ‘major investment in counter snow technology’ was nothing more than the ordering of an extra wide shovel for the worker who clears the snow from the runways.

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Posted: Jan 11th, 2011
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Box-office smash for British remake, ‘No Planes, No Trains, No Automobiles’

replacement John Goodman 'in operation'In the British version, updated for 2010, an Essex businessman struggles to overcome the odds and make his daily 40-minute commute.

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Posted: Dec 21st, 2010
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Exclusive ski resort battles unexpected sunshine

he affluent Swiss ski resort of Verbier remained in chaos today following a spell of dazzling sunshine which caused it to run out of essential warm-weather supplies such as expensive designer sunglasses and convertible hire-cars.

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Posted: Dec 21st, 2010
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Town complains at being largely unaffected by snow

‘It’s a disgrace. It’s not right that I’m still expected to drive to work when people in Scotland have just been sitting at home.’

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Posted: Dec 8th, 2010
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