‘I arranged for the fair weather to start today,’ said David Cameron. [read...]
The seasonally warm weather is giving those hosting teenagers from southern Europe welcome respite from incessant whinging.
‘Pedro and Sebastian are well mannered, lovely lads’ said Mrs Brown, 45, of Worthing. ‘However, we get pretty fed up with them constantly whining that they’re cold when it’s a positively balmy 19 degrees. [read...]
Meteorological events are currently going on, according to a work colleague.
Your co-worker first made the stunning observation that conditions outside have not remained entirely stable when he noticed that while it was sunny earlier, [read...]
‘The computer had to go back to Amstrad to have the memory chips upgraded to four megabytes,’ explained the senior officer on duty, ‘so we had to pull out the maps, crayons, seaweed, everything.’ [read...]