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Britain’s first multiplex church opens in Uxbridge

The Church of England has hit back in the fight against dwindling congregations with the grand opening of Britain’s first ever six-pulpit multiplex church. Situated in Uxbridge’s prestigious new Mullard Mills shopping complex, St. Peter’s, Paul’s & Mary’s Church officially opened its doors to worshippers this morning.

‘The opening of this hallowed edifice brings the Church kicking and screaming into the 21st century,’ said the vicar, Reverend Simon Charminster. ‘Why drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday morning to sit in a draughty old church when you can come here at any time of day to catch a wide range of masses, services and evensongs in super hi-def surround-sound?’

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Posted: Jul 9th, 2015
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New bride threatens daily wedding photo updates until she is pregnant

bride and bed-justiceRecently married Kate Hughes, 29, from Clapham, has pledged to modify her profile picture on a daily basis until she is 12 weeks pregnant.

Initially angered that new husband Sean had not even updated his Facebook status to ‘In a relationship’, she had previously vowed to upload a new wedding photo seven days a week to remind everyone what a lucky bastard he is.

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Posted: Mar 3rd, 2015
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Italian waiter with normal sized pepper mill disappoints hen party

No amount of novelty devils horns and chocolate willies could raise a smile afterwards.

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Posted: Jan 12th, 2015
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Severe punishment agreed for non-Scots wearing kilts at weddings

Any non-Scottish people caught wearing kilts at weddings face at least ten years’ hard labour in a Polish prison under a new EU ruling. Sales of kilts as far south as Devon have increased ten-fold in the last 15 years, a boom attributed to increasing amounts of men seeking to distinguish themselves in a wacky way in a large group of other people.

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Posted: Feb 14th, 2012
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‘Don’t Tell the Groom’ is a TV flop

A follow up to popular TV show ‘Don’t Tell the Bride’ has been cancelled after the first episode of ‘Don’t Tell the Groom’ failed to generate the same sort of emotional tension.

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Posted: Feb 8th, 2012
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