Simon James is still weighing in at well over 19 stone, some three months after receiving a Fitbit watch for his birthday. ‘I must admit I was slightly taken in by the adverts. I honestly thought I’d slap the thing on my wrist and the weight would start dropping off of me instantly.’ [read...]
Organisations representing nearly every doctor in the UK have come together to promote ridicule as the most effective measure in combating obesity. [read...]
‘It turns out that ‘Paul from Glasgow’ does exist and really did lose the weight, but when we found him in a bedsit he was sitting in his own filth, injecting heroin between his toes and hadn’t eaten for three days.’ [read...]
The internet went into meltdown last night as model/pop star/reality TV star Selene-Louise McGrath was seen flaunting her svelte/hideous body to photographers outside an exclusive nightclub in London’s Theatreland. Observers noted that Selene-Louise had clearly lost/gained weight since she was last pictured in public two weeks ago, [read...]
Published photos of a malnourished rescued dog dubbed ‘the thinnest dog seen alive’ have left other canines feeling unhappy with the way they look. [read...]
