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Welsh Assembly demand eCigarettes to be penis shaped

Wales has furthered the criticism of eCigarettes today, demanding that all devices sold in the country are phallically shaped. Ministers at the Assembly in Cardiff added the changes to their suggested law banning the use of such devices in public places in an attempt to separate the use of electronic cigarettes from regular smoking and thus prevent the smoking ban being circumnavigated.

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Posted: Apr 3rd, 2014
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New donor scheme backfires as people start building their own Welshmen

‘This is ridiculous, the whole purpose is to save lives, not to satisfy a peculiar desire to own a personal Welshman.’

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Posted: Jul 4th, 2013
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Welsh economy set to boom after go-ahead for ‘organ farms’

yachi da, hwyl fawrWelsh farmers are quietly ditching traditional farming in favour of new, more profitable uses of the countryside, after a historic decision by the Welsh Assembly to legalise the trade in human organs.

The soundtrack in the fields on Monmouthshire, Powys and beyond is already changing from the bleating of sheep who’ve mislaid their lambs, or forgotten where their food is until they look down, into cries of plaintive anguish from ramblers who are being systematically rounded up on Welsh hillsides, crammmed into pens and fattened for market.

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Posted: Jul 3rd, 2013
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Teenage pregnancy tests must get harder, orders Gove

But some critics point out that the test is already unpopular. ‘Most teenagers will only piss on a stick if it’s being filmed for a dodgy website,’ said a spokeswoman for one pregnancy testing service.

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Posted: Aug 13th, 2012
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Lego launches new Coalition Cabinet minifigures range

The new Lego characters include ‘Culture Secretary Dude’, sporting a large Sky satellite dish on his head feeding directly into an earpiece.

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Posted: Aug 8th, 2012
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