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Dick Dastardly in ‘despicable negotiations’ to present Top Gear

Twat, and Double Twat!Health and safety-flouting novelty rally driver Dick Dastardly is said to be locked in ‘despicable, underhand negotiations’ with BBC executives, for the post of chief host of flagship motoring show Top Gear, recently vacated by Jeremy Clarkson.

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Posted: Apr 1st, 2015
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Dastardly and Muttley paint tunnel on wall at Tour de France

Following Dick Dastardly’s dastardly plan to pop everyone else’s tyres yesterday, the leader of team ‘Le Batard’ has today painted a tunnel on a brick wall.

To everyone’s amazement, the peloton swept through this adhoc structure and on to the finish in the South West town of Pau. Team Le Batard however were left further behind as a result of colliding with a brick wall in an attempt to get back into the day’s main bunch.

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Posted: Jul 17th, 2012
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