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Reagan administration ‘repeatedly buggered’ Mrs Thatcher

It has emerged that American secret servicemen repeatedly buggered Mrs Thatcher on visits to the White House during the 1980s, on then President Ronald Reagan’s direct orders in what was known as Operation Short Straw. The Iron Lady herself apparently never found out, though her husband Denis is said to have known but not cared as he was buggered anyway.

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Posted: Oct 29th, 2013
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Senator hospitalised after epic filibuster

US Senator Rand Paul has been hospitalised after a record 13-hour talking filibuster. He was diagnosed with laryngitis and complications due to urinary retention, and remains in a critical condition.

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Posted: Mar 11th, 2013
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America bracing itself for arrival of Hurricane Mitt

storm's a-coming...Citizens have been advised to batten down the hatches and prepare for the worst in advance of the possible arrival of Hurricane Mitt to the Washington area in the middle of next week.

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Posted: Oct 28th, 2012
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US debt crisis averted thanks to loan from Wonga.com

geat deals still out there for anyone who can still afford broadband‘The site was really user-friendly and made getting out of debt by getting into even more debt a doddle,’ said Obama. ‘They had this cool slider thing that went all the way up to $2,400,000,000,000 – which was handy.’

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Posted: Aug 1st, 2011
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Cameron to ‘come down hard’ on Libya, ‘if Obama is cool with that’

David Cameron has shown fellow heads of state that Britain is unafraid to come down hard on Libya and impose a no-fly zone, providing that President Obama is OK with things.

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Posted: Mar 17th, 2011
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