The Trump administration has retracted its allegation that British spy agencies had spied on President Trump ahead of the recent US elections. ‘It’s all my fault, I’d been watching Bond movies on Sky while reading intel reports from NSA and kinda got confused,” [read...]
The USA is to offer legal protection for straw men. The Truth Recalibration Act 2017, will make it a criminal offence to attack a straw man and will also enshrine the evidential value of bogeymen, [read...]
Pest control has confirmed that former Vice President Joe Biden is trapped underneath the floorboards of the West Wing and is refusing to be lured out, even with lucrative offers from the private sector and lifetime supply of cheese whiz. [read...]
‘I gave it my best shot all morning’ [read...]
In what is being seen as a final act of revenge against Donald Trump’s predilection for watersports, Barack Obama has spent his remaining weeks keeping his family on a high fibre diet and ordering them not to flush the toilet. [read...]
