Barron Trump has resigned from his White House role with immediate effect, citing ‘differences of opinion on policy’ between himself and his father. This follows the President reneging on a firm commitment made after intense negotiation to acquire a puppy on arrival in Washington. [read...]
As the US scholastic arms race continues to escalate, President Trump has authorised High School Principals to begin deploying thermo nuclear weapons in a last-ditch effort to deter rogue school shooters. The move comes after the failing bid to thwart the attacks by arming teachers has lead to a massive increase in the number of… [read...]
Steve Bannon has revealed that he left the White House swearing never again to train another Alt-Jedi after the last one went spectacularly bad. A haggard and remorseful Bannon said, ˜The Republican Party was my life, [read...]
Donald Trump’s button is no larger than average at best, according to his wife, although she claimed it ‘did look bigger when next to his hands’. MelaniaTrump refused to be drawn on whether her husband’s button still worked properly, [read...]
President Trump has raised eyebrows with political and entertainment commentators alike by announcing that he is to host a new prime time political game show called Friend or Foe. Details are sketchy at the moment but Mr Trump will be presenter with The First Lady, [read...]
