The deal will also see a continuation of God’s sponsorship of US foreign policy which will allow America to invade oil-rich countries in the name of democracy with God’s backing for another 30 years. [read...]
After Hillary Clinton announced her candidacy for President of the United States, women’s boat race organiser Autumn Tiffany-Spencer modestly deflected credit from feminist groups for making it happen. [read...]
British voters, despairing of the ineptitude of their own politicians, have been buoyed by the news that Hillary Clinton is on the verge of declaring her candidacy for Prime Minister. Up until now many had assumed Mrs Clinton would stick to the Presidential race, [read...]
It has emerged that American secret servicemen repeatedly buggered Mrs Thatcher on visits to the White House during the 1980s, on then President Ronald Reagan’s direct orders in what was known as Operation Short Straw. [read...]
US Senator Rand Paul has been hospitalised after a record 13-hour talking filibuster. He was diagnosed with laryngitis and complications due to urinary retention, and remains in a critical condition. [read...]
