Despite avoiding extradition to the US, Mr. Assange has been denied bail on the grounds that he has not been tortured enough. Instead, he will experience a level of Covid lockdown normally reserved for Bellatrix Lestrange and the Count of Monte Cristo. [read...]
Wanted for leaking state secrets from the National Security Council, the disgraced Defence Secretary is looking for somewhere to hide from press scrutiny, his own innate stupidity and the smug look of John Profumo. Fortunately he has answered a small-ad from the Equadorian Embassy, [read...]
‘He’d become a bloody nuisance to be honest. He was never happy, continually moaning all the time and less than timely paying the rent. [read...]
The government has denied any wrongdoing in the General Election, despite the leak of the 2017 results on Wikileaks weeks before polling day. ‘What is more important,’ said Prime Minister Theresa May today, ‘is who leaked the results early?’ [read...]
The world’s military was put on standby earlier today following revelations regarding the US’s planned Christmas purchasing policy published on Wikileaks. [read...]
