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Middletons commandeer Cliff Richard’s Wimbledon seats

forty love, if you're quickAcrimony has broken out at this year’s Wimbledon championship after the celebrity seats usually reserved for tennis-loving minstrel Sir Cliff Richard were commandeered by desperate officials in order to accommodate the Middleton family.

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Posted: Jul 5th, 2012
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British public have already forgotten who Will.I.Am is

This is a further blow to the Legion of Doom impersonator – he was recently said to be heartbroken when Cheryl Cole, the geordie pop-mimer who perfomed on one of his singles, mistook him for washroom attendant at a leading London nightclub and started demanding complementary lollipops and squirts of CK One.

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Posted: Jun 20th, 2012
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House of Lords to be replaced by panel from The Voice

Sir Tom apparently got his knighthood for services to Margaret ThatcherIn a major constitutional change aimed at raising public levels of interest in parliamentary proceedings at least above those enjoyed by chaffinches on Countyfile, the House of Lords is to be scrapped and replaced by a new second chamber consisting of Sir Tom Jones, Jessie J, Danny O’Donoghue, and Will.i.am.

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Posted: May 21st, 2012
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