Western troops in northeastern Libya are reported to have uncovered evidence that Colonel Gaddafi has been illicitly manufacturing supermarket carrier bags to be shipped to the UK and other countries to menace middle-class neighbourhoods. [read...]
The extradition of Julian Assange to Sweden is set to be delayed by over a month after Foreign Secretary William Hague agreed to organise his evacuation from the UK.
‘We are doing everything we can to get him out of the country,’ said Mr Hague, [read...]
The BBC World Service is to be replaced by a rolling 24-hour radio show presented by Foreign Secretary William Hague. ‘I have always dreamed of being a DJ,’ said Mr Hague, ‘as a small boy I would regularly spin classic vinyl of the speeches of Winston Churchill. [read...]
William Hague yesterday announced the release of an explicit marital sex video amid continuing speculation of improper relations with a young male aid. [read...]
World governments admitted they were ‘baffled’ last night after the New Zealand government issued a ‘fully incomprehensible’ message about an ‘urthquike’. [read...]