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World Service to be replaced by Hague FM

The BBC World Service is to be replaced by a rolling 24-hour radio show presented by Foreign Secretary William Hague. ‘I have always dreamed of being a DJ,’ said Mr Hague, ‘as a small boy I would regularly spin classic vinyl of the speeches of Winston Churchill. I can’t wait to get down and funky with the global massive.’

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Posted: Jan 27th, 2011
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William Hague releases sex tape in apparent heterosexuality ‘proof’

William Hague yesterday announced the release of an explicit marital sex video amid continuing speculation of improper relations with a young male aid.

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Posted: Sep 18th, 2010
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New Zealanders appeal unintelligibly for help after urthquike

World governments admitted they were ‘baffled’ last night after the New Zealand government issued a ‘fully incomprehensible’ message about an ‘urthquike’.

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Posted: Sep 9th, 2010
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Senior Tory denies that he’s a Lib Dem

Foreign Secretary William Hague has today issued a statement refuting rumours that he is a secret Liberal Democrat.

‘There is no truth whatsoever in these scurrilous rumours’ he told reporters. ‘I admit that over the last few months I have regularly shared power with a number of openly Lib Dem gentlemen, but it was all perfectly innocent and above board. The allegation that I am a closet Lib Dem is utterly false.’

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Posted: Sep 3rd, 2010
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Election decided on penalties

Back of the net!  If that's OK with you, Nick?With political stalemate gripping Westminster it was agreed yesterday that the outcome of the 2010 British General Election be decided by a penalty shoot-out.  

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Posted: May 7th, 2010
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