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South London trams to introduce ‘racism carriages’

‘The ‘White Is Right’ carriages will be at the rear of our trams and will include buffet cars selling cans of special brew, pregnancy test kits and signed photos of Nick Griffin.’

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Posted: Dec 1st, 2011
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Slackers launch ‘Sickie’, the new charity for sufferers of minor and fictitious ailments

The new charitable foundation supports the millions of Britons whose work ethic is undermined each week by debilitating complaints such as chapped lips, pins and needles and dandruff.

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Posted: Jul 3rd, 2011
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Wimbledon Ladies’ Prettiness Championship enters tense final stages

men's final on SundayTension is growing among fans of attractive women in short white pleated skirts as the Ladies’ Prettiness Championship entered its final stages at Wimbledon.

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Posted: Jun 28th, 2011
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Andy Murray personally thanks fan for her timely shout of ‘Come on Andy’

In a surprising move, Andy Murray has personally sought out a fan from the crowd to thank her for her cry of ‘Come on Andy!’ during the final at Queens Club this week.

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Posted: Jun 15th, 2011
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BBC to save money by showing blokes watching programmes instead of programmes

blokes on sofa getting better deals by threatening to go to ITV‘Viewers of Final Score seem happy enough to watch other people watching football matches, so we’ll expand the idea to other BBC programmes.’

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Posted: Nov 5th, 2010
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