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The ban, which stretches back to 1996, was imposed on the ageing pop star after his painful rendition of ‘Singing in the Rain’ on Centre Court left spectators traumatised and unable to enjoy the rest of the tennis.
The 22-year-old from Shanklin was only introduced to tennis just six months ago when his uncle returned from the mainland with a racquet he had found in a hedge, and that he initially believed to be a sophisticated device for dicing apples.
‘I hadn’t been prepared for the lack of conversation, though. Just sitting there without Rodrigo’s usual banter was making me extremely nervous. So like a fool I blurted out, ‘What about Liverpool then?”
Posted: Aug 9th, 2012
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Acrimony has broken out at this year’s Wimbledon championship after the celebrity seats usually reserved for tennis-loving minstrel Sir Cliff Richard were commandeered by desperate officials in order to accommodate the Middleton family.
Posted: Jul 5th, 2012
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