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Camberwick Green to get massive inshore windfarm windfall

Residents of Camberwick Green are celebrating on the news that Windy Miller’s mill is to supply power to the national grid. As a result, the village hopes to benefit from a substantial inshore windfarm subsidy.

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Posted: Jun 7th, 2013
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Tree that looks like a wind turbine set to silence whiny rurally-based types

Forests of Turbinicus Megawattus are set to replace the traditional drab green woodland which critics of the countryside say has been around for centuries and is frankly getting on people’s tits somewhat.

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Posted: Nov 3rd, 2012
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Old Macdonald still undecided about wind noise

In a rare interview the man responsible for the public face of UK agriculture (with special responsibilities to children) admits he’s flummoxed. Old Macdonald has been forced to modernise the song that made him and his eponymous farm famous.

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Posted: Jan 3rd, 2012
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FA launches ‘Let’s Kick Climate Change Denial Out of Football’ campaign

crowds insisting that never in a million years was that offsetFootball fans who make offensive chants about wind turbines could face stiff jail sentences.

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Posted: Sep 1st, 2011
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