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Secret Service boss sacked for spending too much time looking out of window

Is it a sacking, or a double-bluff, counter bluff, triple bluff? Nope. He's actually gone.A senior manager at MI6 has been sacked for spending the majority of his working day standing looking out of the window in a wistful manner.

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Posted: Aug 27th, 2014
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NSA used ‘Microsoft Windows’ to infect millions of computers

The documents leaked by Edward Snowden have yielded what may be their most shocking revelation yet: plans to infect millions of computers with malware to prevent them from working properly. This was devised by the NSA in consultation with a shady billionaire, unofficially named as ‘Bill Gates’, who had close links to many different arms of the US government.

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Posted: Mar 15th, 2014
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Japanese soldier found hiding in Software License Agreement

‘The poor guy couldn’t believe that you no longer had to listen to that funny dial-up noise when you connected to the Internet.’

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Posted: Jun 19th, 2007
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Bill Gates stuns the world with ‘Cardigan 2007’

‘This cardigan marks a new era in smart-casual attire.’

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Posted: Apr 9th, 2007
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