Fenella Johnson said that she was delighted to hear the easily recognised call of the annual spring immigrant while out walking her dog earlier in the month but believes she may have witnessed the first implementation of a new ‘British Skies for British Birds’ [read...]
People all over Britain are starting to question whether Home Secretary Priti Patel has ever really existed. During the Covid-19 crisis there have been fewer reported sightings of Patel than of the Loch Ness Monster and this has led many to wonder whether she is actually the product of their fevered lockdown imagination. [read...]
The Prime Minister has agreed to combine, the Scots/Irish bridge and a bunch of flowers into a turbo-charged method for jettisoning British citizens. Not content with stripping the Windrush generation of their rights, Mr. Johnson will now be sending people who have lived in Britain since childhood, [read...]
Home Secretary Amber Rudd has apologised for a radio interview where she carelessly referred to Diane Abbott MP as a ‘coloured’, rather than using the approved term of ‘Someone I hope to deport’. [read...]
For weeks now tension has been building with the country seemingly paralysed by an almost palpable feeling of tense excitement, foreboding and uncertainty. [read...]
