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Plans for Thatcher statue slammed by UK’s existing statues

even pigeons refusing to land on itThe statue of Winston Churchill in Parliament Square declared:  ’Never in the field of human governance was so little done for so many by one mad old bat. This idea will get a big bronze V-sign from me.’

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Posted: Mar 7th, 2013
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Greece shocked to learn it is now owned by Germany

‘I was gob-smacked when I read the small print,’ admitted Greek Prime Minister, George Papandreou, in hastily-learned German, now the official language of Greece. ‘It’s a blow, but I’m sure in a few years time the Americans will be over here to bail us all out properly.’

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Posted: Oct 1st, 2011
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Middle-finger length determines severity of V-sign gesture

‘Long-fingered people have traditionally performed best when flipping the bird.’

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Posted: Dec 6th, 2010
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