A massive witch has loudly complained about a perceived witch-hunt, intended to prove that he’s a witch, just because he is a witch. ‘This is the biggest witch-hunt in history,’ claimed Tonald Drump, a witch wearing a pointy hat and stirring a bubbling cauldron.The allegations of witchcraft centre around witnesses having seen Drump carrying out… [read...]
Candidates for the leadership of the Labour Party will forced to undergo a series of ordeals to test their socialist purity. They will dumped in a lake of media of lies, if they float they are a Blairite and if they sink, [read...]
In a tragic turn of events, an administration error has meant that John Henry Newman’s two ‘miracles’ have now been recognized as ‘spells’. Although the Catholic Church is big fan of the intercession of saints, [read...]
The Association of UK Wiccans has taken the unprecedented step of speaking out against the use of the word ‘witch’ to describe the late Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher. [read...]
