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Intelligence service fears that Round Robin writers may develop Twitter capacity

Christmas Round Robin writers may have learned mass demoralisation techniques that can be deployed any time of the year, security chiefs have warned.

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Posted: Dec 31st, 2011
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Burglary case adjourned while judge examines WMD claims

Inspectors called back from the pubThe man had broken into the houses ‘in the interests of national security’, after receiving a detailed dossier with evidence that the families concerned had nuclear ambitions.

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Posted: Dec 2nd, 2011
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Hans Blix finds ‘no evidence’ of Iraq Inquiry

He's looked everywhere. The QEII Conference Centre. Down the back of the sofa. Nothing.Former UN Weapons Inspector Dr Hans Blix says that following a visit to the UK he has found ‘no evidence’ that Britain is harbouring an inquiry into the Iraq War.

‘I have searched the length and breadth of the country,’ said Dr Blix ‘and I cannot find anything resembling an inquiry. I did stumble across a committee room with a few retired civil servants and historians sitting behind a desk, but nothing that might pose a serious threat to the British state.’

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Posted: Jul 28th, 2010
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Material found in festival portaloo classified as ‘weapons grade’

Home Office advice is to stay in your tent and zip up your flapsUnited Nations inspectors visiting this year’s Reading Festival have discovered material in a festival portaloo that they have classified as ‘weapons grade’.

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Posted: Jun 2nd, 2010
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Iran to make ‘fun-size’ nuclear weapons

Iran’s President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has announced a breakthrough in negotiations whereby Iran will only develop ‘fun-size’ nuclear weapons rather than the full-blown weapons of mass destruction.

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Posted: Mar 4th, 2010
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