The man had broken into the houses ‘in the interests of national security’, after receiving a detailed dossier with evidence that the families concerned had nuclear ambitions. [read...]
The Commons Select Committee has dismissed fears of a missile strike by North Korea after MoD experts confirmed the rogue state missiles could hit the UK in months. ‘How are they sending them? By DHL?’ [read...]
The defence research facility has finally revealed that the sample of nerve agent supplied by Boris Johnson was, in fact, the remains of his tiffin. Disappointingly this will mean the UK having to backtrack on its accusations and that Boris may have eaten the remains of the Novichok. [read...]
Former Prime Minister, Anthony Charles Lynton Blair, has surprisingly come out in favour of erasing pre-2005 World Records; particularly those that relate to WMD or that other ‘travesty in the sand’ – beach volleyball. Subsequently, [read...]
Christmas Round Robin writers may have learned mass demoralisation techniques that can be deployed any time of the year, security chiefs have warned. [read...]
