While many did not expect to see the eschaton within their lifetime, Sir John Chilcot has scheduled his apocalyptic report into the Iraq War for the 6th of July. Many had wrongly assumed that the publishing date would be after the return of Jesus or, [read...]
Launched like a tortoise out of a grey-hound’s trap, The Daily Chilcott’s first headline was the revelation that: ‘computers may one day be can be networked together’. In further breaking news it predicts the creation of an ‘Internet’, [read...]
United Nations inspectors visiting this year’s Reading Festival have discovered material in a festival portaloo that they have classified as ‘weapons grade’. [read...]
Outrage gripped the nation as the proud legacy left by Britain’s greatest wartime leader was wilfully ignored by Imam, Jeremy Corbyn. Lamentation was heard as the so-called Leader of the Opposition seemed to forget the pride Tony Blair had given the UK through his successful military intervention in Iraq; [read...]
‘I did stumble across a committee room with a few retired civil servants and historians sitting behind a desk, but nothing that might pose a serious threat to the British state.’ [read...]
