Former Prime Minister, Anthony Charles Lynton Blair, has surprisingly come out in favour of erasing pre-2005 World Records; particularly those that relate to WMD or that other ‘travesty in the sand’ – beach volleyball. Subsequently, [read...]
Christmas Round Robin writers may have learned mass demoralisation techniques that can be deployed any time of the year, security chiefs have warned. [read...]
While many did not expect to see the eschaton within their lifetime, Sir John Chilcot has scheduled his apocalyptic report into the Iraq War for the 6th of July. Many had wrongly assumed that the publishing date would be after the return of Jesus or, [read...]
Launched like a tortoise out of a grey-hound’s trap, The Daily Chilcott’s first headline was the revelation that: ‘computers may one day be can be networked together’. In further breaking news it predicts the creation of an ‘Internet’, [read...]
United Nations inspectors visiting this year’s Reading Festival have discovered material in a festival portaloo that they have classified as ‘weapons grade’. [read...]
