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Iran conducts test of long-range tickling stick

What a wonderful day for flinging a custard pie in the face of the President of Iran and saying Slam-me-dinner-plate-in-that The surface-to-surface weapon has a range of up to 1,200 miles and has caused panic among Israeli and American diplomats who fear that it could be used to cause outbreaks of squirming and hilarity in the already troubled region.

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Posted: Jul 8th, 2012
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Intelligence service fears that Round Robin writers may develop Twitter capacity

Christmas Round Robin writers may have learned mass demoralisation techniques that can be deployed any time of the year, security chiefs have warned.

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Posted: Dec 31st, 2011
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Burglary case adjourned while judge examines WMD claims

Inspectors called back from the pubThe man had broken into the houses ‘in the interests of national security’, after receiving a detailed dossier with evidence that the families concerned had nuclear ambitions.

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Posted: Dec 2nd, 2011
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Hans Blix finds ‘no evidence’ of Iraq Inquiry

He's looked everywhere. The QEII Conference Centre. Down the back of the sofa. Nothing.‘I did stumble across a committee room with a few retired civil servants and historians sitting behind a desk, but nothing that might pose a serious threat to the British state.’

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Posted: Jul 28th, 2010
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Material found in festival portaloo classified as ‘weapons grade’

Home Office advice is to stay in your tent and zip up your flapsUnited Nations inspectors visiting this year’s Reading Festival have discovered material in a festival portaloo that they have classified as ‘weapons grade’.

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Posted: Jun 2nd, 2010
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