A woman has worn a dress to work and all that is missing is some slow sleazy saxophone music playing while she walks to round off the inappropriateness, it has emerged.Sarah Mills, 36, decided against her usual business attire of trouser suits, [read...]
Hayley Connor, a 24-year-old marketing manager from Bromsgrove, has announced plans to take to court a casual acquaintance with whom she had sex one Friday evening in March. She alleges that Ryan Fleetwood, 26, literally sh*gged her into the middle of next week, [read...]
A man says his wife is being held captive by a WhatsApp Group that was only intended to arrange her friend Helen’s surprise 40th but has continued unabated ever since. Chris Young, 43, from Bromsgrove, [read...]
A Suffolk man is quietly confident that he is up for the George Cross after washing up 7 items, it has emerged. Rod Flynn from Hoxne defied gender stereotypes by ‘marching straight to the sink’ [read...]
Despite being wracked with labour pains and hobbled by a small head erupting from her vagina, an unnamed 28-year-old woman from Birmingham has been hailed as a hero for resolutely refusing to be lulled by Primark’s promise of cut-price designer wear and give birth in the shop. [read...]
