Despite being wracked with labour pains and hobbled by a small head erupting from her vagina, an unnamed 28-year-old woman from Birmingham has been hailed as a hero for resolutely refusing to be lulled by Primark’s promise of cut-price designer wear and give birth in the shop. [read...]
A Suffolk man is quietly confident that he is up for the George Cross after washing up 7 items, it has emerged. Rod Flynn from Hoxne defied gender stereotypes by ‘marching straight to the sink’ [read...]
At an industry launch event today the Creator of the Universe delighted onlookers by revealing that the latest installment of His popular Woman series will come with double the number of breasts. In an unrelated announcement, [read...]
Psychiatrists are rolling their eyes in disbelief after a Swindon couple, Paul and Sophie Rice, announced that they were seeking marriage guidance because of a crisis in their relationship. Many of them have been staggered to learn that the pair seriously expect not to be locked into a downward spiral of loathing after spending such an unnatural length of time together. [read...]
A Hounslow woman won a gold medal in Rio yesterday in some event or other, nearly urged on to victory at home by husband Rob Johnson. As the svelte 22-year-old performed her warm-up stretches, Rob began some much needed limbering up of his own. [read...]
