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Womble admits that not everything had been ‘left behind’

Uncle Bulgaria, because that's where most of the stuff they nicked ended upThe rodent gang took advantage of their reputation as helpful litter-pickers and recyclers to ‘half-inch anything that wasn’t nailed down’.

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Posted: Aug 3rd, 2012
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Cameron to tackle rubbish crisis by tactical deployment of Wombles

‘The Wombles are only supposed to be called in at times of national emergency, but Great Uncle Bulgaria has kindly agreed to help.’

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Posted: Jan 14th, 2011
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RSPCA warn that Cribbins is ‘last surviving famous Bernard’

The RSPCA’s endangered species team reported that actor and ‘Voice of the Wombles’, Bernard Cribbins is now likely to be Britain’s only celebrity ‘Bernard’ still surviving in the wild.

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Posted: Nov 29th, 2010
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Government plans Womble cull to halt spread of eco-smugness

The Government has given the go-ahead to a cull of wild Wombles in an effort to limit the spread of eco-smugness, which leaves afflicted middle-class people with a snooty attitude towards those who don’t recycle or buy organic.

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Posted: Feb 2nd, 2010
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