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Scared Wombles ‘vow to defend themselves’ following TB outbreak in SW19

Reports linking a possible TB outbreak on Wimbledon Common to the activity of Wombles have been described as ‘malicious and untrue’ by their leader, Great Uncle Bulgaria. Fearing reprisals, he insisted the group would defend themselves, making very good use of the things that they’ve found, including several handguns and a batch of AK47s that were discovered under the bushes.

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Posted: Aug 28th, 2013
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Glastonbury goers ‘furious’ as Chris de Burgh announced as emergency headline act

The 118,000 wellie-clad rock fans who have descended on Glastonbury for the weekend were left ‘furious and crestfallen’ today following the shock last-minute cancellation of many of this year’s headline acts and their replacement with one-hit-wonder Chris de Burgh as ‘emergency stand-in’.

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Posted: Jun 28th, 2013
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Womble admits that not everything had been ‘left behind’

Uncle Bulgaria, because that's where most of the stuff they nicked ended upThe rodent gang took advantage of their reputation as helpful litter-pickers and recyclers to ‘half-inch anything that wasn’t nailed down’.

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Posted: Aug 3rd, 2012
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Cameron to tackle rubbish crisis by tactical deployment of Wombles

‘The Wombles are only supposed to be called in at times of national emergency, but Great Uncle Bulgaria has kindly agreed to help.’

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Posted: Jan 14th, 2011
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RSPCA warn that Cribbins is ‘last surviving famous Bernard’

The RSPCA’s endangered species team reported that actor and ‘Voice of the Wombles’, Bernard Cribbins is now likely to be Britain’s only celebrity ‘Bernard’ still surviving in the wild.

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Posted: Nov 29th, 2010
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