A pizza-sized chip, encrypted with the man’s name, address and the current whereabouts of his keys, will be inserted into each buttock, thus by-passing the need for rescue services to engage him in unintelligible conversation
Posted: Feb 8th, 2013
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The BBC has confirmed that it no longer intends to show programmes that appeal directly to men on BBC One or BBC Two, and will transfer any show with a glimmer of masculinity straight to rival channel ‘Dave’.
Posted: May 16th, 2012
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Social Trends says that the number of men with shaven heads has remained static possibly due to their doubtful intelligence and low sperm count.
Posted: Mar 20th, 2012
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A follow up to popular TV show ‘Don’t Tell the Bride’ has been cancelled after the first episode of ‘Don’t Tell the Groom’ failed to generate the same sort of emotional tension.
Posted: Feb 8th, 2012
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‘What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. (Nice try though, Cathy, if you’re reading this.) The important thing is always to learn from what life throws at you, and you don’t get hitched a third of a dozen times without picking up a few pointers along the way.’
Posted: Sep 12th, 2011
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