Experts are celebrating a major breakthrough in modern dating after Suzanne Roberts, a single woman from Nottingham, met and fell for a man she conceded was ‘not conventionally attractive,’ but did possess a great sense of humour. [read...]
A series of cosmetics adverts has been pulled from TV after the company revealed that their products were not modelled on real people but ham composites sculpted from the flesh of dead pigs. However, Oh-My-God-What’s-Wrong-With-Your-Face-Like-Seriously-What’s-Wrong-With-Your-Face, [read...]
Trading Standards Officers in Berkshire are investigating claims that major tissue manufacturers are misleading the public with spurious claims of enormous tissues. Once bought, it’s claimed, the tissues lead to further disappointment, which itself can end in tears, [read...]
Following Louise Casey’s report on Muslim women and British society, which concluded that they need to integrate better and so become ‘more British, the government has urged them to become gobby Islamophobes, swap their burkas for balaclavas, [read...]
Ben Harris, 29, from London, has persuaded himself that is practising yoga as the only man in a class of 20 is purely for stress relief and to improve his flexibility. The fact that he has tried his luck with six female members is purely coincidental, [read...]
