Ben Harris, 29, from London, has persuaded himself that is practising yoga as the only man in a class of 20 is purely for stress relief and to improve his flexibility. The fact that he has tried his luck with six female members is purely coincidental, [read...]
Crisp salesman Gary Lineker has been awarded the 2016 Nobel Prize in Economics for his divorce equation. ‘The key variables are how long you’ve been married, how many fit birds you meet per week and whether you’re a bit bored. [read...]
The online community has rallied around the new Ghostbusters movie, claiming that it’s proof positive that women are equally equipped as men for jobs that don’t exist. [read...]
The internet went into meltdown last night as model/pop star/reality TV star Selene-Louise McGrath was seen flaunting her svelte/hideous body to photographers outside an exclusive nightclub in London’s Theatreland. Observers noted that Selene-Louise had clearly lost/gained weight since she was last pictured in public two weeks ago, [read...]
England’s chief medical officer, Dame Sally Davies, has warned that festive catering could be put at risk by the grazing habits of the UK’s ‘larger ladies’. Her annual report makes a series of recommendations; [read...]
