Following the revelation that the passage that has been used by the Roman Catholic church to prevent women being ordained was written a long time after the main text, researchers now believe the whole book from Genesis to the closing chapter of Dan Brown’s latest novel might actually be fiction. [read...]
In reaction to Dove adverts being criticised over their breastfeeding stance, ‘regular guy’ Tom Edwards said he believed the 25% that voted for breasts to be put away must have been made up entirely of women. [read...]
Experts are celebrating a major breakthrough in modern dating after Suzanne Roberts, a single woman from Nottingham, met and fell for a man she conceded was ‘not conventionally attractive,’ but did possess a great sense of humour. [read...]
A series of cosmetics adverts has been pulled from TV after the company revealed that their products were not modelled on real people but ham composites sculpted from the flesh of dead pigs. However, Oh-My-God-What’s-Wrong-With-Your-Face-Like-Seriously-What’s-Wrong-With-Your-Face, [read...]
Trading Standards Officers in Berkshire are investigating claims that major tissue manufacturers are misleading the public with spurious claims of enormous tissues. Once bought, it’s claimed, the tissues lead to further disappointment, which itself can end in tears, [read...]
