Self-fellatio injury blamed on the Lynx Effect
A 38-year-old Kent man is recovering in hospital today after dislocating his spine in an incident which he claims was caused by the ‘Lynx Effect’.
Posted: Jan 17th, 2014
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Phworr, French birds gagging for it, Hollande assures world
You should see some of the crumpet over here, French president Francois ‘Le Shaggeur’ Hollande has told the world’s press. He added that you’re guaranteed a good time the other side of Le Manche, thanks to his Socialist policies redistributing wealth to allow poor chicks to buy nice lingerie
Posted: Jan 17th, 2014
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Men still pressurising women into dinner after sex
‘Twenty minutes of foreplay, a quickie on the sofa and suddenly it’s ‘I know a nice little Italian round the corner’
Posted: Jan 16th, 2014
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Maternity unit condemned as ‘institutionally sexist’
The management of the unit claimed that few men on the Isle chose to become pregnant and that the low number of male admissions was not in their control. However, the inspectors rejected this claim as irrelevant, adding that men were probably deterred by the thought of the reception they would get if they arrived at the unit claiming to be pregnant.
Posted: Aug 22nd, 2013
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Men must be microchipped by 2016
A pizza-sized chip, encrypted with the man’s name, address and the current whereabouts of his keys, will be inserted into each buttock, thus by-passing the need for rescue services to engage him in unintelligible conversation
Posted: Feb 8th, 2013
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