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Men still pressurising women into dinner after sex

romantic-dinner‘Twenty minutes of foreplay, a quickie on the sofa and suddenly it’s ‘I know a nice little Italian round the corner’

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Posted: Jan 16th, 2014
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Maternity unit condemned as ‘institutionally sexist’

The management of the unit claimed that few men on the Isle chose to become pregnant and that the low number of male admissions was not in their control. However, the inspectors rejected this claim as irrelevant, adding that men were probably deterred by the thought of the reception they would get if they arrived at the unit claiming to be pregnant.

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Posted: Aug 22nd, 2013
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Men must be microchipped by 2016

A pizza-sized chip, encrypted with the man’s name, address and the current whereabouts of his keys, will be inserted into each buttock, thus by-passing the need for rescue services to engage him in unintelligible conversation

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Posted: Feb 8th, 2013
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Women who wear glasses outstrip men with shaven heads

Social Trends says that the number of men with shaven heads has remained static possibly due to their doubtful intelligence and low sperm count.

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Posted: Mar 20th, 2012
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‘Don’t Tell the Groom’ is a TV flop

A follow up to popular TV show ‘Don’t Tell the Bride’ has been cancelled after the first episode of ‘Don’t Tell the Groom’ failed to generate the same sort of emotional tension.

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Posted: Feb 8th, 2012
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