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Tories caught offside by Labour pledge to win 2010 World Cup

David Cameron was caught off guard at the political leaders’ debate last night as the Labour Party pledged that England would win the 2010 World Cup in South Africa.

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Posted: Apr 15th, 2014
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Achilles forced to pull out of Trojan War

No point anyway; Helen's already shagging John Terry‘I am absolutely gutted,’ said the Greek hero of myth and legend, ‘I was really looking forward to representing my country and now this.’

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Posted: Mar 14th, 2014
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Total, fcuk and UPS in joint sponsorship deal with England football team

Opposition strangely reluctant to swap shirts after the game‘The combination of these three corporate giants perfectly captures the ethos of the England side.’

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Posted: Jul 7th, 2010
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Maradona kicks damaging football habit and returns to cocaine

‘I had a successful cocaine career and the world at my feet, but I found myself dabbling in football,’ said Maradona today.

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Posted: Jul 5th, 2010
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Goalkeeper insists on wearing different colour shirt to team dinner

James 'just expressing himself'England goalkeeper David James surprised reporters last night by eschewing the England team’s official regalia of Marks & Spencer grey suit, waistcoat and tie at a function at the British High Commission, and instead opting for a yellow long-sleeved polyester top with elbow and shoulder padding, complemented by a pair of thick white gloves designed by Umbro.

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Posted: Jun 19th, 2010
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