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Disappointment for Brazil after football team draws ‘office idiot’ in sweepstake

Pélé could do photocopying much, much betterThe national football team of Brazil will head off to the 2010 World Cup in South Africa with heavy hearts this week, after drawing ‘useless clot’ Brian Davies from Accounts in the annual Zenith Industrial Holdings Ltd. sweepstake.

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Posted: Jun 18th, 2010
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Finance declares war on Marketing after sweepstake draw

Office rivalry at JR Holdings escalated into full scale war yesterday afternoon after Terry from Marketing and Nigel from Finance drew North and South Korea in the World Cup sweep.

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Posted: Jun 10th, 2010
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FA insists England have clear World Cup exit strategy

The Football Association hit back last night after the international community criticised the England football team for becoming embroiled in yet another intractable foreign campaign that everyone agrees is unwinnable. ‘We have learned from the mistakes of the past,’ said David Sheepshanks, joint-acting Chairman of the FA. ‘This time we are entering the competition with a clear exit strategy. I give England fans my word that we will have the boys home inside a fortnight.’

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Posted: Jun 9th, 2010
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Concerns grow for World Cup WAG squad

most likely to be substituted before half-time‘There’s a reason Colleen Rooney is the face of Asda.’

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Posted: Apr 9th, 2010
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