The UN Security Council has agreed to use ‘all necessary means’ to protect 2.3 billion innocent yet hopeful football-mad civilians worldwide and end tyranny at the heart of football.
Posted: May 30th, 2011
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As Fine Gael leader Enda Kenny does his best to emulate the stunning success of the British attempts at coalition, the Irish government-in-waiting has divulged its plans to take the UK’s place in the world with the unveiling of its ‘polite queuing’ 2012 team.
Posted: Mar 3rd, 2011
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The popular auction website has experienced its busiest day ever as 250 million people worldwide posted unwanted vuvuzelas for sale.
Posted: Jul 12th, 2010
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A test run of Fabio’s Law, the controversial scheme which allows the public to check whether their neighbours are England footballers – has shown that one in 15 people enquired about are Premier League footballers.
Posted: Jul 1st, 2010
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The refit of a pub planned for after England got knocked out of the World Cup has had to be postponed until Monday morning.
Posted: Jun 24th, 2010
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