Jacinda Ardern has apologised to her partner, Clarke Gayford, for winning a record victory in New Zealand’s General election. ‘We’ve got one of those modern equal partnership things,’ said an understandably distraught Mr. Clarke, wearily wiping infant sick off the lapel of his velour leisurewear top. [read...]
Critics of the newly incumbent Prime Minister have expressed their ‘astonishment and disbelief’ at his measured performance – by his standards – since assuming the role. In his first weeks of office he has not attempted to mate with any female World Leaders, [read...]
As political winters drag on around the globe, the 2018 Winter Olympics in South Korea will not only see the precarious sport of skating on thin ice for the first time, but also the tricky spectacle of heads of state competing for their nations. [read...]
