Pretend Prime Minister Theresa May has privately admitted that she invited Donald Trump for a state visit in the week of the 75th anniversary of the D-Day landings for a laugh, knowing she would be out on her arse immediately afterwards. [read...]
Veterans, historians and girls with retainers are united today in marking 1D-Day a day of remembrance for ‘our boys’ struggle to overcome lacklustre hair, no musical ability and the Nazi occupation of France. [read...]
‘I’d like to call Time Out on claims that we are unrepentant on this issue, and Breakaway from my earlier comments so as not to have so many Fingers pointing at me. It is true that we used forced labour in our Biscuit factories in the 1940’s, [read...]
The new album by centenarian pop-princess Dame Vera Lynn has clarified the arrangements for the much publicised but vague rendezvous from her 1939 classic, ‘We’ll Meet Again’. ‘We were all a bit giddy on spam and black market booze when we did that, [read...]
Many elderly people who voted to leave the EU are living in fear of EU blitzkrieg attacks should the Brexit negotiations end in failure. Apprehension has grown as Article 50 trigger day approaches and some are so worried that they are planning to escape to France or even Germany. [read...]
