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Beckham joins Olympic team in shock selection policy change

‘Now we’ll be selecting on contribution to the Olympic bid rather than on sporting ability,’ explained BOA spokesman Darryl Seibel. ‘So Beckham will now be in the football team instead of Ryan Giggs who did bugger all to help the bid.’

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Posted: Jul 1st, 2012
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Don King announces Falklands War rematch in 2015

already being called the 'Frantic in the Atlantic'After months of shadow boxing, the long awaited Falklands War rematch has been confirmed for 2015 to coincide with general elections in Britain and Argentina.

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Posted: Jun 20th, 2012
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Wrestling embraces sodomy

Sexual congress will not be compulsory but it will be a manoeuvre a wrestler may employ to make his opponent lie down – but not on his back – for ten minutes.

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Posted: Mar 24th, 2012
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Thatcher and Tebbit in fight to the death over rights to Hess’s grave plot

they love each other reallyMargaret Thatcher and Norman Tebbit are to engage in mortal combat on Sky pay-per-view for the right to be buried in Rudolf Hess’s recently vacated grave.

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Posted: Jul 22nd, 2011
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Pro-Wrestling welcomes psychometric testing for new wrestlers

England is to become the only country in the world where all smackdown hopefuls will face psychometric tests designed to reveal whether they have the right personality for a career in the ring.

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Posted: Jan 13th, 2011
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