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Thatcher and Tebbit in fight to the death over rights to Hess’s grave plot

they love each other reallyMargaret Thatcher and Norman Tebbit are to engage in mortal combat on Sky pay-per-view for the right to be buried in Rudolf Hess’s recently vacated grave.

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Posted: Jul 22nd, 2011
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Ban on hunting Noel Edmonds ‘will protect leather trouser stocks’

Conservationists are calling for a quota system to be introduced to curb Noel Edmonds hunters after a survey by the World Wildlife Fund revealed that the species is facing extinction.

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Posted: Apr 11th, 2011
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Bored Attenborough says most wildlife were ‘just showing off’

Veteran natural history broadcaster Sir David Attenborough announced his retirement from wildlife TV to fellow regulars at The Bears Head public house today, claiming that ‘most wildlife is boring’, and that he’d ‘seen everything rare anyway’.

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Posted: Feb 17th, 2011
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WWF to introduce wrestlers back to the wild

may eventually develop whole new language based around 'urghh', aaargh' and 'grrrrr'The Worldwide Fund for Nature and the World Wrestling Federation have resolved a long-standing battle over legal rights to the distinctive initials by merging and have already released a number of American-style wrestlers into the wild.

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Posted: Jan 8th, 2010
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Rare species applies for voluntary extinction

What's the point? ‘Just can’t be bothered delaying the inevitable’

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Posted: Apr 7th, 2009
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