A public consultation is to take place regarding pay rises for senior judges in England and Wales to bring earnings in line with talent show judges. The move addresses low morale among judges stemming from dissatisfaction of pay and conditions in comparison with their celebrity cousins. [read...]
Shamed X-Factor chief Simon Cowell was left facing difficult questions today after details of his sordid affair with himself were revealed by his former lover.
Lauren Silverman, whose own affair with Cowell ended when she discovered that he was seeing himself behind her back, [read...]
Changes to the royal succession laws unveiled this week mean that future potential kings and queens of the United Kingdom will now be selected by a new ITV talent show. [read...]
Despite having been dead for 10 years, fans of Len Goodman are violently insisting he make a return to ‘Strictly’. One rioter shouted: ‘Let’s face it, Len’s a bit of a reactionary dithering duffer. He’s old school. [read...]
The Lib-Dems will sensationally reposition its self today in Glasgow by re-launching itself as a Boy Band.
The Band will be known as ‘All Directions’ in line with current party thinking. [read...]
