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X-Factor panel to be replaced by actual judges

'You didn't own that song. Give it back.'In an effort to combat accusations of bias amongst the celebrity judging panel in the forthcoming high-profile final of the X-Factor, the current panel will be replaced by a more traditional panel of judges.

Taking the place of Louis Walsh will be Lord Chief Justice “Clockwork Duck” Thomas, a QC since 1984 and appointed a high court judge in 1996. Lord Thomas commented ‘It is an honour to be asked to preside over this presigious event, and I have treated to myself to a new gavel which I will use to stop any disruption. I may find the summing-up difficult as I am not a great singer, and may have to mime, but the audience, or as we call it, jury, will get the idea.’

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Posted: Dec 12th, 2014
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Family of brain-dead woman finally agree to switch off X Factor

no longer any sign of cognitive reasoning‘Kindest thing to do is just pull the plug’

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Posted: Nov 24th, 2014
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X-Factor viewers thrilled by ‘Joy Division week’

Bernard Sumner was guest choreographerRemaining finalists sought to impress with interpretations of the influential Manchester miserabilists.

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Posted: Nov 23rd, 2014
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Lost tribe found in Amazon warehouse

no-one knew they were there or how primitive were their living conditionsThey are known to walk great distances every night in their box hunts, the going is tough, and many do not survive.

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Posted: Nov 16th, 2014
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Saying ‘Cheryl Cole’ three times will kill you, confirms security firm

Our Cheryl amourCheryl José de la Concordia García Márquez Ann Fernandez-Versini, or ‘Coley’ for short, has been identified as the UK’s ‘most dangerous online celebrity’.

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Posted: Oct 2nd, 2014
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