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Swine flu ‘transmitted by Susan Boyle YouTube clip’

the nightmare scenario we've all been dreading Scientists have put down the rapid spread of Swine Flu to the millions of people watching an infected YouTube clip of Britain’s Got Talent contestant Susan Boyle. The announcement was made in the British Medical Journal after days of intensive analysis of the new strain of influenza and the behaviour patterns of those who had caught it.

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Posted: May 14th, 2013
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Simon Cowell slams German artist’s robot band

After the news a German artist has created ‘Compressorhead’, the first robot metal band, music mogul Simon Cowell has hit back claiming to have been inventing mechanical bands for years.

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Posted: Apr 15th, 2013
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Rejected reality TV contestants discovered in sack in river Thames

 just being chosen for the sack meant the world to themA London man was shocked last night when he pulled a writhing sack out of the river Thames and discovered that it contained a collection of half-drowned, almost-forgotten reality TV stars.

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Posted: Jan 24th, 2013
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Damien Rice’s ‘Cannonball’ found murdered by X-Factor winner

poor song never stood a chanceThe song ‘Cannonball’ by singer-songwriter Damien Rice was found dead today in an incident that police say they are treating as murder. X-Factor winners Little Mix are being sought in connection with the death. ‘Cannonball’ was just nine years old.

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Posted: Dec 10th, 2012
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Simon Cowell’s new show to find official ‘Best Thing Since Sliced Bread’

now looking for a profitable topping Simon Cowell today announced that his latest ITV talent show will for the first time feature inanimate as well as animate objects as he invites the public to vote for the official best thing since sliced bread.

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Posted: Oct 3rd, 2012
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