Foreign Secretary and Martin Luther King fan, Dominic Raab has received more scorn heaped on existing levels of scorn, after saying he thought that Juneteenth was a singer in a popular girl band. Speaking on talkRADIO, [read...]
Chief Medical Officer Dame Sally Davies, 66, shocked the UK’s population with the announcement today that there is no safe consumption level for pizza. [read...]
Danny Dyer will appear on the next £20 note, it has emerged. The English actor will controversially replace artist JMW Turner as the Banknote Character Advisory Committee’s number one choice. According to Bank of England Governor, [read...]
A drone flying over the Basingstoke area has captured ‘spine-tingling’ and ‘disturbing’ images of a former X-Factor contestant, who had been personally built by Simon Cowell out of blonde highlights and his old Versace suits but was subsequently abandoned when a similar contestant on a rival show had ‘gone nuclear’ [read...]
‘THIS is what I pay my licence fee for.’ [read...]
