Changes to the royal succession laws unveiled this week mean that future potential kings and queens of the United Kingdom will now be selected by a new ITV talent show. [read...]
Despite having been dead for 10 years, fans of Len Goodman are violently insisting he make a return to ‘Strictly’. One rioter shouted: ‘Let’s face it, Len’s a bit of a reactionary dithering duffer. He’s old school. [read...]
The Lib-Dems will sensationally reposition its self today in Glasgow by re-launching itself as a Boy Band.
The Band will be known as ‘All Directions’ in line with current party thinking. [read...]
Simon Cowell announced a crackdown on poorly constructed judges’ comments on X Factor today, after revealing that he has sought the advice of classical Greek philosophers Plato and Aristotle in an attempt to boost ratings in forthcoming Series 14. [read...]
Sometimes Borgen even matched Eddie Stobart: Trucks & Trailers for excitement [read...]
