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‘No safe limit’ for pizza
Chief Medical Officer Dame Sally Davies, 66, shocked the UK’s population with the announcement today that there is no safe consumption level for pizza. [read...]
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Danny Dyer to appear on £20 note
Danny Dyer will appear on the next £20 note, it has emerged. The English actor will controversially replace artist JMW Turner as the Banknote Character Advisory Committee’s number one choice. According to Bank of England Governor, [read...]
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Drone captures eerie image of abandoned X-Factor hopeful
A drone flying over the Basingstoke area has captured ‘spine-tingling’ and ‘disturbing’ images of a former X-Factor contestant, who had been personally built by Simon Cowell out of blonde highlights and his old Versace suits but was subsequently abandoned when a similar contestant on a rival show had ‘gone nuclear’ [read...]
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BBC launches Pornography Channel
‘THIS is what I pay my licence fee for.’ [read...]
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Judges’ pay to be decided by premium line phone vote
A public consultation is to take place regarding pay rises for senior judges in England and Wales to bring earnings in line with talent show judges. The move addresses low morale among judges stemming from dissatisfaction of pay and conditions in comparison with their celebrity cousins. [read...]