Please take a moment to read our shocking investigation into the fate of thousands of Christmas trees left abandoned on the streets of Britain by their owners. [read...]
Following the famous Nativity of Jesus, Bethlehem entrepreneur Joash ben Ahaz says he is ‘taking the hospitality industry into the First Century’, with his stable-themed hotel franchise. To those who claim his property portfolio is nothing more than a string of dung-encrusted out-houses, [read...]
A group of desperate prisoners, busy constructing an escape tunnel from the new, heavily-staffed, £multi-squillion Europa Prison, are reported to be in disagreement. It is expected that it will take about 2 years for their escape tunnel to be completed, [read...]
After the recent cold spell, where millimetres of drifting snow ground the UK to a halt, there has been a surge of interest in betting on the weather conditions likely to happen on the 25th December. [read...]
Twas the night before Brexit and all through the House
Of Commons, no sex occurred. No hand down a blouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
With Gove hung by the neck and the treasury was bare [read...]