Fortified by Christmas lunch, a good fight with their wives’ obnoxious uncles and a six-pack while watching the Bond film, Britain’s sewage workers say that they are ready for December 27, which is traditionally their busiest day of the year. [read...]
‘If it wasn’t for the XBox Kinect, Iron Man toys and new bike from Santa, [read...]
After flooding wrecked some houses in parts of Cumbria for a second or even a third time this month, local residents have been asked to spare a thought for others. Most of those in the merely soggy parts of Britain are facing up to a nightmarish Christmas Day in the hearts of their families. [read...]
UN representatives have admitted to an impasse in negotiations for a lasting peace over television priorities during the festive period. Families have been split asunder, with a divide between cinematic-slapstick and filmic messages of love; [read...]
In a milestone for international space travel and cosmic cable-laying, proud astronaut Tim Peake has achieved the dream and crimped off the first ever British length on an orbital space station.
After having jettisoned his historic teddys’ [read...]