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Jedis disappointed with new ‘energy-saving’ lightsabers

Leia's comment of 'aren't you a little short for a lightsaber?' really didn't help‘These new lightsabers are rubbish,’ complained Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi. ‘They take ages to light up and when they do you can barely see anything with them.’

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Posted: Mar 7th, 2012
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Jedi-Sith coalition ‘working very well’

Top Jedi Mace Windu has defended the record of the Sith-Jedi coalition Empire since it came to power last May.

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Posted: Jan 10th, 2011
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Jubilation as Yoda finally passes GCSE English

exams easier not getting‘very pleased I am!’

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Posted: Sep 9th, 2009
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Inspectors slam first Jedi Faith School

Religious education focused too narrowly around ‘the Force’.

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Posted: Nov 20th, 2007
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