Following the grim news from government scientists which suggested people returning to offices and restaurants too early was an act of insanity, the prime-minister has announced a “cheer-up Britain” festival. His “Kiss a Pangolin” scheme is expected to be a roaring success, [read...]
A Government spokesman today confirmed that a multi-departmental committee is examining plans for the construction of a zipwire linking Scotland to Northern Ireland. “The Scotland-Northern Ireland Zipwire, or SNIZ, as the project is known, will bring equality of opportunity to infrastructure projects in the North,’ [read...]
Critics have been disappointed by the latest creation of performance artist, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, describing his performance as “underwhelming.” His latest Edinburgh Fringe Show “I can’t believe it either” was in preview at the State Room in the Bute House (Venue 1273) in front of a select audience of journalists and industry insiders,… [read...]
Henry Winkler, aka Arthur ‘The Fonz’ Fonzarelli from Happy Days, has sent his warmest congratulations to PM in-waiting Boris Johnson, after Johnson’s victorious result in the Tory Party leadership contest. Speaking from Hollywood, Winkler said: ‘This is a truly great day for me because it means that I will no longer be synonymous with the… [read...]
