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US Judge censured for issuing death penalty dressed in Halloween costume

Court staff came as witches, vampires and Egyptian mummies.

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Posted: Oct 31st, 2014
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Black Friday ‘was dry run for Zombie Apocalypse’

Consumers across the world were given the opportunity to hone their survival skills, as branches of Wal-Mart simulated the collapse of civilisation. Mindless, reanimated corpses hungry for discounted TVs swarmed over unsuspecting shop assistants, chanting: ‘Braaaaains…braaaaains….br- oh three for two offer, bargain!’

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Posted: Dec 2nd, 2013
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Advertising Feature; Zumbie, the dance fitness program for the undead

Are you feeling bloated? Is it the decomposition of enzymes in your stomach or the mini bus load of Lithuanian fruit pickers you massacred last night? Well, lumbering slowly round an abandoned shopping centre won’t work off the excess weight. You need a more targeted fitness regime. You need Zumbie.

Taking inspiration from the Zumba craze with its programs for different age groups and abilities, Zumbie is perfectly tuned for the reanimated coffin dweller who wants to look their best.

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Posted: Dec 3rd, 2012
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