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The Writer of the Month award was introduced in 2008 to honour excellence in the heating and ventilation industry – no, hang on: ‘to acknowledge the talents and efforts of those writers who have made the best contribution to the site over the previous month’. The lucky winner gets added to our Hall of Fame and their name engraved on the large marble plaque in our plush West London headquarters. |
Our very own Throngsman has kindly provided a summary of who is in the lead for this month. http://nbwom.blogspot.co.uk/2017/03/welcome-to-unofficial-newsbiscuit.html Russian hackers beware!
Roll of Honour, Rogues’ Gallery and Interpol’s ‘Most Wanted’
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@Wrenfoe: Land based mammal.Here.Also Mr |
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TobiasBV would like to thank Constantin Stanislavski for helping him get into character. If he died tomorrow, Tobias would like to be remembered as ‘well hung’. |
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Pinxit is lithe as a whippet, Yorkshire born and has earned most of his plaudits hanging on to the tailcoats of those vastly more talented. | ![]() |
Andyiong is a boy’s name and this is quite plainly a picture of a girl. To those who question my veracity, I say: I will hunt you down. And you will pay. |
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Squudge, when not growing obscene vegetables on her allotment, she can be found feeding tidbits to the attack-swans, in preparation for the revolution that is to come. | ![]() |
AdrianBamforth is afraid, Dave. His mind is going. He can feel it. There is no question about it. He can feel it. He can feel it. He’s a… fraid. |
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Throngsman – engineering lecturer by day, award winning author by night. Admittedly the award was for 3rd place in a national drawing competition in 1967, but he has published 8 novels that have sold so well he’s a full time engineering lecturer by day. | ![]() |
YaBasta – “I’m so vain, I probably think this biog’s about me.” |
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Immacagain – is so aloof he/she wouldn’t even write a short biography. So f$ck you Newsbiscuit! | ![]() |
Dominic_mcg is multilingual and writes comedy when he is bored.
He has been mistaken for Terry Hall of the Specials and an IRA terrorist on the same day.
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Chipchase: Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Viscount Charles Chipchase was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice – he nearly bloody well caught his death of cold! | ![]() |
Sydalg: is a typical Newsbiscuit success story. He began as a humble tea-boy back in 2013. Five years and fifty sexual favours later, he has been promoted to senior satirist, with his own virtual parking space beside Rebecca. |
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NickB: is a reformed sex trafficker from Barnstable now running a successful donkey sanctuary and nailbar while he pays his debt to society using Nectar points. His favourite chocolate bar is a Crunchie and he is a keen Charlton Athletic fan. | ![]() |
DavidH: There’s more to being a NewsBiscuit writer than having a suave and sophisticated jet-setting lifestyle. There’s the digital mug, topped with the finest Claret, of course. |
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