Being caught by Sting more of a relief than being caught by The Police, sobs Matt Hancock
Matt Hancock, has managed to maintain his unshakeable reputation as a wet blanket.
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If Suella Braverman breaks the law in Diego Garcia but no one notices, has a law really been broken?
You know Diego Garcia, right? He was in that Spanish film with Jorge Cloonio and Bradundo Pitto
Canada denies increase in population linked to Trudeau blacking up
The population of Canada has increased by over a million in just a year, with many of the new arrivals looking suspiciously like PM Trudeau
Flambéed town hall needs pinch of tarragon, says critic
Angry French protestors have taken to the streets of Bordeaux after the government imposed a rather indifferent pot-au-feu
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