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Government proposes to ban barcodes on goods and reintroduce price labels

Among the countless Brexit benefits already identified by Mr Rees-Mogg, he is proposing a bill be put before parliament that would ban...

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If Putin were a woman I'd invade her, confesses Boris

Boris Johnson is "powerfully attracted" to the idea of Vladimir Putin as a woman, an aide to the UK Prime Minister suggested today....

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Man finds a use for SOHCAHTOA at aged 33

Brian Belter, 33, struggled to understand Pythagoras' Theorem, let alone SOHCAHTOA in school, along with quadratic and simultaneous...

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£10 notes 'cheapest source of fuel'

A comparative study of energy sources by the Federation Researching Economic Zero-net Energy (FREEZE) has found that the cheapest source...

Caption Competition: Friday 1st July

You can either reply to this post or reply to our Twitter/Facebook pages. The closing date for the competition will be Friday night or...

New BBC Adaptation of Pride and Prejudice Has Some Glaring Continuity Errors

Winner: Paul L Runners-Up: "Good morning. Welcome to the technoclaustrophobic trauma hotline. How may I help you?" (SteveB); "Jacob Rees...

Cost of Living Crisis Forces Santa Claus to Take Summer Job

Winner: SteveB Runners-Up: "Priti Patel's Rwandan 'Meet & Greet' squad prepare for their first arrivals." (dickeveryman); "My...

News Biscuit Podcast 15: Hairy Cheese, Yellow Snow and the Railway Children

Episode 15:. Hairy Cheese, Yellow Snow and the Railway Children https://youtu.be/gK-iEB3wGY0 Comedy news from NewsBiscuit Featuring...

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Will Self claims he could have written Kate Bush's songs - 'only better'

Mr. Self, humbly, explained why he was the greatest female singer-songwriter of his generation and how he wrote ten Sgt. Peppers. In...

Pitt and Jolie announce marriage/divorce - delete as applicable

Depending on when you read this, the happy couple are now consciously coupling, re-coupling, de-coupling or unconsciously pickling. They...

Nick Clegg to take the place of your birthing partner

The Deputy Prime Minister insisted that the first face every new-born sees, should be a Lib Dem one. An aide said: ‘Yes, it will be a...

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