Forget tariffs, DEI and woke libtards,' said a US government spokesman, 'we're going after lazy musicians now.' The United States is famous for raising musicians in all musical fields but someone in the White House has realised that drummers are 'lazy, good for nothing, idle drum beaters' based on the observation that most drummers are sat down throughout every concert. 'Singers, gee-tar players, those that play that long gee-tar with missing strings, they all spend the whole concert standing up like real Americans. Doggone drummers are just woke,' said the spokesman.
He confirmed that the order to target drummers had been signed by an elderly gentleman who appears to spend his days sitting down signing things. 'He's next,' confirmed the spokesman.
