1. We'd forgotten who she is.
2. We'll never get that time back.
3. Watching paint dry is fun by comparison.
4. We wasted our money on Netflix.
5. We'd forgotten who who is?
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The plans to legalise assisted suicide, are to be outsourced to a private sector, renowned for it's safeguarding and prioritising of people over profits. No...hold on...what am I saying?!? Holy f*ck they are going to kill Grandma!!!!
Seriously, at the first sign of a cough they are going to melt us all down for glue. We are putting our trust into the same @rseholes pumping sh1t into our water supply and our TV screens.
They do not need a cash incentive to pull the plug, they are the same guys making our electricity bills so high, we will forced to pull our own plug.
Run Grandma. Run while you can!!!!!!!
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Horror writer Stephen King has written an unexpected sequel to his 1970s hit “Carrie”.
Entitled “Meghan”, it tells the tale of a needy and vulnerable young woman who finally snaps when pushed beyond her limits.
For most of the book, we’re encouraged to hope things will turn out well for her, as she presents an aspirational lifestyle show about her life in the exclusive California enclave of Montecito, alongside some ginger git who bumbles around in the background looking confused, but in the end just goes along with whatever the hell she’s doing now.
However, the third act climax comes when she reads online reviews and comments, finding the show hasn’t brought her the acceptance she craves, just more mockery and humiliation.
Bewildered and enraged, Meghan rampages through the organic delis and traditional craft markets of Montecito, snapping the pencil-thin necks of anorexic women with whom she was only yesterday sharing recipes for a refreshing and wholesome quinoa salad.
The final scene has her drenched from head to foot in macrobiotic goji berry smoothie, beating ladies who lunch to death with an authentic Shaker-style kitchen chair (very reasonably priced at only US$35,000).
Negotiations over possibly turning the book into a movie were interrupted by Meghan herself, who “just wanted to be proactive” in letting the producers know she’d be available to play herself.
”After all, I’ve gotta find something to do with my time. You think keeping bees and serving mimosas for brunch every day is really that fulfilling?”
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