Throngsman
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Please answer the following questions accurately. By accurately, we mean as we expect them to be answered.
Did you attend any parties/work gatherings in breach of covid regulations? (Y/N)
Did the Prime Minister attend any of the parties/work gatherings you did or did not attend? (Y/N)
Is your Civil Service/Cabinet potential/tenure as head of Metropolitan Police dependant on the Prime Minister? (Y/N/depends on the conversation next time I meet the lying bastard)
Do you have any photographs to back up your answers?
If yes, the Chief Whip/head of the Civil Service/Black Ops personnel will discuss alternative career options/burial plots
If no, please reply to this email.
Signed C Dick (ex Desk Sergeant)
Police Lego Policeman - Free photo on Pixabay