Climate scientists all over the world have all resigned and issued a joint statement crediting some bloke in the pub with dismantling their life work with some unanswerable arguments.
"As soon as it was pointed out that it still gets cold in Alaska, the scales fell from my eyes.", said Professor James Hansen. "I hadn't thought of that - it completely demolishes all the science."
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