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Well o’ course we had it tough. We used to get up in the morning at half-past-ten at night, half an hour before the air raid sirens sounded. We'd have to get up outta shoebox-sized bedroom, an’ clear an air-hole through t’rubble with our tongues. We spat out half a handful of freezing cold gravel from the drone strike, work our way through to the aid truck area for a handful of grain a year; an’ when we got home, IDF would slash us in two with tracer shells and dance about on us graves, singing Hava Nagila.


An' you try an tell the young people of today that, and the People’s Front of Palestine will issue a new fatwa for a jihadi pogrom of Quranic proportions!


Chateau de Chasseley, anyone...?





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With the looming Rochdale by election poised to embarrass more or less everybody, the people of Gaza have been sending thoughts and prayers.


Youssef Younis said 'In Gaza, buried in the rubble and surrounded by the dead, under the constant barrage of Netanyahu’s bombs and bullets, I feel sorry for those poor people who live in a truly barren hellscape: Rochdale. Imagine that plus having George Galloway knocking on doors near where you live. No thank you! Where's Rula Lenska when you need her?'


He added 'It’s a good job that all those bombs and bullets are only killing Hamas members and therefore ordinary Gazan citizens are left unharmed to go about their business. Otherwise Netanyahu would be deliberately radicalising another entire generation.'


Israel’s upcoming ground offensive will now focus on both Rafah and Rochdale.




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