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    • Lockjaw
      • May 12
      • 1 min read

    Weird sisters caught producing unlicensed HRT potion



    Three sisters of Birnam Wood were caught in the act of cooking up the 'medicine' in a cauldron, of all things. Inspectors from NICE took samples and declared the constituents were 'unseemly'.


    In response the foul and midnight hags declared that they were only trying to fulfil a need that was welcomed by many women across the kingdom.


    Not having any particular powers over magick , the witches were told to aroint themselves from the immediate area or they would be brought before Dunsinane Assizes.



    Image from Pixabay by darksouls1

    https://pixabay.com/photos/witch-gothic-goth-dark-portrait-3202467/


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    • Lockjaw
      • May 8
      • 1 min read

    Weird sisters caught producing unlicensed HRT potion


    The three sisters of Birnam Wood were caught in the act of cooking up the 'medicine' in a cauldron, of all things. Inspectors from NICE took samples and declared the constituents were 'unseemly'.


    In response the foul and midnight hags declared that they were only trying to fulfil a need that was welcomed by many women across the kingdom.


    Not having any particular powers over magick , the witches were told to aroint themselves from the immediate area or they would be brought before Dunsinane Assizes.


    photo: https://pixabay.com/users/jarmoluk-143740/

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