Tech experts have revealed that the activist author is having to write 24/7 in order to keep the conversation on trans rights alive and angry. What was first thought to be the righteous fury of thousands of concerned parents, is actually one billionaire typing frenetically, existing on a diet of energy drinks and right-wing conspiracies.
Suspicions were raised by the curious range of Dickensian names appearing on Mumsnet, including Sage Rakepick (38) from Upton Snodsbury, Cedrella Murton (41) of Nether Wallop and Nitin Hedgeflower-Lutterworth the Third (21). She is having to create more sock puppet accounts than a House Elf could reliably pick up.
One fan tweeted their support: ‘JK is absolutely right – it’s outrageous that one person should swap gender identity just for their own selfish benefit – unless, of course, you have a murder mystery book to sell, then that’s fine.’