Poet Laureate marks the sad death of the Queen, with a limerick

Queen Elizabeth was a top bird,

Of whom no one can say a bad word.

But now she is dead,

So to rule us instead,

Here’s 'Old Big Ears', it's King Charles the third.

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There once was a very rich oligarch

Who lived in a mansion on Regent’s Park

But sanctions aren’t funny

He can’t get his money

He’s now got a job in a trolley park

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