Reform Watch, May 1940

Another in the infrequent Reform archive stories, this one is from 26 May, 1940, somewhere on the south coast (where else?)

Another day and another wave of Antifa men of fighting age arriving at Dover in small boats, claiming to be fleeing a war zone. That's what they all say. They're being put up in local hotels, some are even being housed in Army accommodation - where does this government get off? As usual there are Europeans in the boats, from France and Belgium, but I've seen Indians, Sikhs and Eastern Europeans too - bloody Polish think they can go anywhere they like. They all claim to be fighting Fascists - well if they want a fight, we're ready.

Vote Reform and we'll send them back across the Channel, no ifs, no buts. Trust us, this is war.

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Home Office announces new 5 Star Migrant Hotel experience

Home officials have announced that whilst most migrant hotels will close over the coming months, a new 5 Star migrant hotel experience will be available for 'our most special guests'.

"Whilst we are trying to shift focus away from the political and actual cost of the small boats", said Jez Danworth, a home office spokesperson, "we are today announcing a service for migrants that come across on massive boats with significantly more resources than those that came before."

Mr Danworth detailed the service that, when the massive boat gets into UK waters, will include a meet and greet with a named Government official; a 5 star hotel experience (including a Spa and wellness service); preferential tax arrangements on all UK investment; and a 'look the other way' policy for some of the migrants more 'earthly needs'.

The service is likely to be available before Christmas and, due to increasing demand, has been made available to our neighbours from the west as well as the east.

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