Mobile footage of music gig 'really great to watch back'

Eleanor Evans recently went to a concert, filming most of it on her phone.

Evans said 'It was just like watching them on Youtube, but with the extra expense of tickets, drinks and a taxi home.'

'My video is amazing and I never get tired of showing it to people. How will people know I went to this gig otherwise? You can see the band about 50% of the time because of the backs of people’s heads. The other 50% I was jumping up and down so the footage makes you feel physically sick. Plus the sound is really tinny and you can hear the couple next to us having a full blown row – she should definitely leave him.'

'However, I couldn’t believe how many people were on their phones during the gig. You can see it in my video. So disrespectful.'

Liz Truss writes surprise musical tribute to Sinead O'Connor

Liz Truss has emerged as the unlikely source of a musical tribute to the late Sinead O'Connor. The former PM has penned a version of the Irish singer's classic hit Nothing Compares 2 U - with a few amendments of her own.

A spokes-lettuce said 'As soon as Liz heard that Sinead O'Connor had died, she got straight to work on a cover of the song. People might say her version is a bit egotistical, but that is a disgrace.'

NewsBiscuit was given exclusive access to Truss's rendition of the song after bribing the former premier with pork and cheese imports.

'It’s been seven hours and 308 days,

Since I trashed the economy,

I caused market jitters and a run on the pound,

Not to mention a £30billion spree.

Since I’ve been gone, I can do whatever I want,

I can fleece whoever I name,

I can eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant,

But nothing, I said nothing, will ever make me feel shame.

Cause nothing compares. Nothing compares. To me.

I’ve been so lonely being out of the limelight,

Like a bird without a song,

But there are no lonely tears falling,

Tell me, why do people still think I went wrong?

I went to Kwasi Kwarteng, and guess what he told me, guess what he told me?

He said "Girl, you better try to make funds outta nothing, it grows on trees!"

Now he's history...

Cause nothing compares. Nothing compares. To me.'

You can tell if a singer is at your door if they can't find the key and don't know when to come in