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Mr. Starmer, Enoch Powell rang & wants his speech back

Echoing the Rivers of Blood hate speech, he saluted to his Starmtroopers. He promised that by deporting legal migrants, he would go full Trump or at least fifty percent Alf Garnet.


Concerns had been raised, not because the PM is racist- they all are - but that he was plagiarising his favourite bit from A Birth of a Nation. In a document titled 'Keith, My Struggle', he laid out why Jim Crow was misunderstood and why the Black & Minstrels were just harmless fun. He further claimed that Britain was being overrun by strangers, which is ironic, given that he is the strangest person here.





Trump's version of 'speak softly'


The current President of the United States seems to have adopted his own slightly modified version of Theodore Roosevelt's famous aphorism 'speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far'. The revised version amounts to 'yell incoherently and brandish a big stick wildly in all directions.'


It remains to be seen how far he will go.


(There is another version, of course: 'Whisper quietly in your president's ear while carrying a chainsaw.')


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